These Hilariously Unphotogenic Family Dogs Are Looking A Little Ruff
We've all had our rough days where we look a little worse for wear. Heck, I've been having decades of rough days, so I'm pretty much the word's first and foremost tenured "rough day" expert. But these dogs are really coming for my title.
These poor dogs are relatable to all of us who can't seem to take a normal photo. They say the camera adds 10 pounds, but it doesn't say of what. In a lot of these cases, it's probably rabies.
This Jailbird Has Seen Some Stuff On The Inside
Life on the inside is hard. The only bed you get is the cheap one from the dollar store, the dog food is stale, and the only calls you get are from squirrels taunting you. No wonder this dog looks like it's losing its mind. And its face shape.
Cookin' Up A Pot Of Unphotogenic
This dog legitimately looks like the person you see at 8 a.m. sitting on the ground behind your apartment when you're leaving for work. You never say anything, mostly because you're afraid of the conspiracy theory that they're going to say, but you always make prolonged eye contact.
When Mom Walks In During A Steamy Scene Of The Movie You're Watching
Why does this dog look like its name is Joe, he's 43, works security at the local casino, and has an alimony check he's been waiting to cash for bets on the big race day? That, or he's all of us when we're 13 and the movie switches to a bedroom scene right as our mom walks in.
The Missing Link Between Goats And Dogs We Never Wanted To See
Some of us don't have our heads screwed on right. This dog can definitely attest to that since it looks like it's having trouble remembering what species it even is.
Trying To Hold In Your Hunger Demon When You See The Waiter Coming With Your Food
This unfortunate photo of what is probably a cute dog is brought to you by stretching, shoddy orthodontic work, and a glass eye. I'm not sure about any of that, but what I do know is that this dog is very much all of us out at a restaurant.
Putting The "Lazy Eye" In Lazy River
This dog looks like all of us on a family vacation. You're content to sit back with a cold drink and watch your kids play in the water park, but no. They dragged you to the lazy river, and now you have to pretend you're having a good time while trying not to drown in what is undoubtedly the urine of a hundred strangers.
Do Not Let The Pizza Delivery Guy In If He Looks Like This
If you see this dog at your door, then you're definitely getting murdered. That marinara sauce on the pizza? It's blood from its previous enemies. That cooler bag they're carrying? It's got your name on it.
This Is Me Every Sunday Morning
This dog has the most beautiful and shiny fur I've ever seen...its expression, though, is something else. This is all of us when we wake up after a long night of partying still in our clothes and makeup from the night before and feeling like death.
Me, Uncomfortable And Out Of Shape, Pretending I'm Fine With Getting Frisky Tonight
Yeah, babe, I'm definitely game for a little fun tonight. Don't mind the occasional twitch when you touch my rib or the glowering look of death I give you when you ask me to move. I'm into it.
I Have No Doubt This Is How I'll Look When I'm Older
If this dog doesn't remind you of the face you see in the mirror or your dad's face watching the big game on TV, then you need to take another look. Because this dog is all of our futures, so we might as well embrace it.
This Dog Has Eyes In The Back Of His Head...And A Sore Neck
I don't know how this dog can do this and still smile, because this looks to me like a vertebrae-shredding yoga move. Out with the downward dog move and in with the neck-breaking dog.
E.T. Phone The Plastic Surgeon
Actually, don't phone the surgeon because this little tonguey guy is really cute. This might be the ugliest and cutest burrito I've ever seen. It's as if you paid for the yummy extra guac but the guac was hitting the gray stage of its color.
This Dog Needs The Night-Cream Talk
Look, it's an awkward conversation to have with a family member or friend, but someone has to do it. They can thank you for their lack of crow's feet after they start in on an anti-aging night-cream routine.
Just Poppin' In To Say Hello
Someone let these good boys and girls out of jail, because clearly they're not suited for hard time. I'd be willing to bail this one out, since the pen is clearly poking holes in his psyche...and fence.
A Face Only A Father Could Love
This is really cute. That dog is looking up at its owner with a face filled with love and appreciation, and it's totally reciprocated by him. If only someone would love me this much even after I took off my makeup.
I Would Die To Protect This Smile
This is the face our kids give us when we tell them we'll take them to the park after school. It's that blank, happy stare they give us that shows us they're so ready to have a good time no matter how spaced out they look.
Don't Tell Dexter Secrets—He's Got A Big Mouth
If this is what all dogs' teeth look like, then I've just decided I'm never going to become a vet. It's not like I have the brains to be one anyway...but still, those teeth are creepy.
This Is How I Feel After Staring At My Computer Screen All Day
After looking at your monitor for hours every day, it feels like your eyes are literally going to roll out of your skull and onto the floor. This dog would be a perfect therapy dog because it knows exactly what you're going through.
When You're Trying To Be Seductive But It's Midnight On A Work Day And You're Tired
If this hasn't been you at some point in your life, then you've never been in a long term relationship. It's liberating, really. You did all the fun, energetic stuff years ago, and now you can finally relax and leave the TV on while you both lazily spoon.
Windswept Or Wind-Throttled?
This dog looks like we all feel when our spouse opens the windows while we're driving on the highway. Just close the window, please, God, just close the window! We feel like we're in a wind tunnel.
This Dog Sleeps With Both Eyes Open And It Terrifies Me
This is how our kids sleep on Christmas Eve. I don't know how many times they've pretended to fall asleep on the couch in hopes of catching Santa doing his thing. They've never succeeded...for reasons that should be clear.
I Feel The Same Bliss Eating A Mango
There's truly nothing better than food. I will stand by that statement and elect this mango-loving dog as the mascot for that cause. If this photo doesn't make you want a mango and a dog to share it with, you need to take another glance.
Beagle Is So Excited, And It Just Can't Hide It
This beagle is all of us when we see our friend or partner after a long time apart. Just we usually hold our excitement in a little more, if only because they probably don't want to see our tongue lolling out.
The Dog Caught Mid-Yawn Looks Very Done With This Whole "Family Bonding" Thing
This dog is definitely most people when it's day four of the week-long family vacation and we've had our fill of family togetherness. The only thing that can turn that frown upside-down is an open bar.
I Bet This Dog Is A Major Mouth Breather
If you've never slept with a snorer, consider yourself lucky because it's like sleeping next to a lawnmower. No matter how many times you tell them they need to close their mouth, deep down, you know they never will.
A Little R&R Concentrated In The Face
This is me when I think the muscle relaxant I took actually went to the desired body part. That's a foolish assumption because, in reality, half of it probably went to my face and is making me look as slack-jawed as a kid at Disney on Ice for the first time.
A Smile With Tongue Is Always Better
Sun's out tongue's out. This dog saw the warm weather and knew that the best outfit is one that requires no clothing and the most important accessory—a long tongue and a lot of drool. It's fashion.
This Dog Always Looks Skeptical
Dogs are like people—some of them have resting upset face. There's nothing we can do about it except for constantly reassuring people that we don't actually hate them. Most days...
Do You Feel Like You're Being Watched? Because I Definitely Do
Do dogs actually have rubber necks? Because this is the second time this has happened, and it's making me question everything I know about canine anatomy. Yet another reason I shouldn't be a vet.
I'm All Ears...And Crossed Eyes
Look, we can't always look cute when we're lying on our backs. Sometimes we look like a fish washed up on the shore and is just looking around as it flails and waits for death. Sorry, was that too dark?
